I received the following email recently. It’s annoying because my ISP has been blocking dodgy emails to such an extent that some legitimate emails are not making their way through to me! Yet, this juicy morsel managed to land on my virtual hall carpet. I’m kind of glad it did, it’s a good laugh and a bit fruity…
Hi 🙂 I am Teresita
I’m your strawberry. A hottie from your desires!
I could show you pictures of mine if wanna see me and u’ll understand that it’s absolutely truth.
Your desires would be about me!
My name is Teresita and I’m a very playful girl.
Let’s talk and there are no hesitations u will be thinking about me! Maybe we’ll go to restaurant, go traveling or have fun in my bedroom.
Let’s start satisfying ur fantasies together, darling!
Adding a little bit of colour to the plot. Next year I will add more, especially plants that deter slugs. A flower fortress!
These shallots may not look like bananas, but they sure can make your eyes water, unlike bananas.
Excellent crop of garlic this year! A small, smelly triumph.
This is my first time growing fennel. It’s a bit diminutive, but tastes great. Looks a little exotic too!
After a false start, it appears I may get a crop of courgettes after all. Very exciting altogether!
Carrots and Charlotte Potatoes.
This has been a poor year for my potatoes and carrots. The potatoes are ‘scabby’ in more ways than one, and have suffered a bout of blight to boot. The carrot tops and seedlings have been devoured by birds and slugs. Only a few have survived.